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Aug 12th
Temporal anomalies, eddies of time, never cease to amuse me in terms of literary speculation. If we were to ever develop temporal technologies I am sure my country could benefit from it by altering important existential issues created at its very birth. For instance, the Quaid could be requested not to engage in ideational debates, never leave behind for us any quotes that could be employed by the extremists/fundamentalists to hijack our polity in the name of religion, and oh of course in his name. Likewise, perhaps, some heed could be paid to planning and development. But the sad part is that such time altering technology does not exist and given the fact that our advanced physics institutes keep fighting the menace of plagiarism, nor is there any hope of us ever achieving it. So, in the current state of affairs I have practically given up hope and carried out a dignified funeral of the optimist in me.
Once upon a happy time I was quite an optimist. Whenever someone said that there was no hope left for us I would spontaneously come into action and try infusing the talk with my own glimpses of the brighter side of life. Before his death, some 18 years ago, my late father used to spend countless hours sharing his worldview with me. I am thankful for those exchanges because while I did my best to resist his views, purely intellectually of course, today they define and shape my everyday life. He was not a cynic but he was also not an unrealistic optimist. At his funeral, I buried my resistance to his thoughts along with him. This year and this month when due to the devastating floods his grave was submerged along with my village, my optimism too sank under water.
Here is a nation that could have been great by now. A nation that could have been an example of developmental triumph in the world of underdogs, but alas it is not. The floods that have ravaged our nation provide a classic example. After speculating about imminent droughts and water wars with India, nature proved our cynical obsession with the endgame wrong and inundated us with water, and yet after destroying our homes and lives, where would the water go? To the oceans where there is already no dearth of water. I can only wish that we were able to build dams and water channels that could irrigate our lands for ages and help us in controlling such disasters. Yet that we will not do because we actually never want to change. There is no limit to shame-faced euphemism in the Islamic Republic. When you try reflecting on the countless number of souls that perished in the catastrophe and the humungous number displaced, people rush to remind you of Hurricane Katrina. What they forget is that ineptness in one case does not justify incompetence in another. This water could have been put to better use and we could perhaps have saved countless lives. The argument that the scope of devastation could not be foreseen is absurd. So is the lame excuse that when great powers cannot fight natural disasters, how can we. It is our country and we should have done enough to set our home in order. It is not a calamity like the earthquake, which is spontaneous or impossible to anticipate. Had all departments been doing their bit, the country would have clearly taken maximum advantage of the showers. By using Katrina as an excuse we try to avoid the accountability of the incompetent responsible for the current state of affairs.
But if this disgusts you, hark what disgusts me more. Every day, I come across people who think that God is punishing us for our sins. But if that were true why would He not punish those who are exploiting the current situation to their advantage? Why kill and destroy innocent people when you could destroy with one whiff all the hoarders, black marketeers, looters, plunderers and the opportunists in power, elected or otherwise? I think this has nothing to do with His retribution. The fact of the matter is that when we want to hide from the mirror we take refuge in His invisible form. As a nation what we are discussing today is obnoxious. Gossip, dear readers, will not get us anywhere. If you want to taste the bitterness of reality then know this fact: recently we tried to gather some relief goods through a televised relief campaign. Interestingly, the number of callers was great, but most of them wanted to comment on the situation rather than making any substantial contribution. When I thought that a similar exercise by other broadcasters, thanks to their better vision, might have borne better results, and hence checked, I was disabused of this notion too. We have become a disgusting group of couch potatoes, apt at commenting but doing nothing for our fellow citizens.
Nation-building is not accomplished this way. If we ever want to be anything more than a beggar nation, we will have to learn to move our fat backsides and do something for a better future. Our misery is such that we do not find even young poets writing angry poems on the sad state of affairs. Now do you want me to remain an optimist? I am sure you are mistaken if you do.
As a citizen I have been obsessed with my country. My friends and relatives always kept asking me to go settle abroad because there was no hope left here and I always quarrelled with that. But today it is almost unbearable to look at their smug faces and hear words like “We told you so.” The prognosis of this nation’s maladies is that we as a nation do not want to mature or learn anything. And I can only hope and pray that when the day of maturity comes, it is not too late already. And I have selfish reasons behind this too. I do not want my lifelong passion, love and suffering for this country to go down the drain.
The above column first appeared in Daily Times dated August 12, 2010. Click here to visit the original.
Aug 12th
Tired due to the prolonged special transmission on flood relief, I was trying to unwind in my office when a senior colleague came dancing to my chamber. “What is the good news?” I asked him thinking of some big accomplishment in relief efforts. “Someone has thrown a shoe at Zardari!” he exclaimed in joy.
I was simply shocked. Here was a career journalist, otherwise supposed to be neutral, and tasked with overall responsibility of the office, absolutely radiant with joy, over an incident of national humiliation if not petty worth. I immediately switched my television on to learn more. The media was ecstatic. Most of the channels had forgotten the floods and relief efforts and were obsessed with the apocryphal piece of gossip which lacked even a shred of credible evidence. I surmised that the Islamic republic is back at what it does best: scapegoating.
It is impossible for me to justify the foreign visit of President Zardari. I have little doubt that the time spent abroad could have been put to better use for the sake of morale boosting. But that’s that. Here is a state imploding in front of the burden of its innate contradictions, natural calamities and the sheer opportunism of the entire nation, and we are busy blaming one man. Again, I cannot digest the official claim that the president was oblivious to the scale and nature of the calamity. A head of state cannot hide behind the excuse of ignorance. If he didn’t know at first, he could have obtained information and cut short the visit to rush back to the country. Yet, I cannot deny either that we have this knack of undermining the scope of a tragedy or disaster, sidestepping the main issues and blaming one person for everything.
Tell me what could the president have done? Even if he could ignore the fact that he was nothing but a titular head of the state after the eighteenth amendment? He could have gone to visit some flood affected areas. There our complaint would have been that the president was busy in photo-ops. And due to the mere photo ops the entire district management, otherwise entrusted with overseeing the relief effort, was busy in receiving and entertaining his person. So had he not gone abroad, our displeasure would have still been unaffected.
Frankly there are two major reasons why all this anger is pouring out against President Zardari. One smacks of good ol’ realpolitik, the other of obscurantism. The first reason is that our defense establishment was not too chuffed about our president’s visit to the UK so soon after David Cameron’s statement in India. The very statement in essence is connected to the second reason. The fact remains that our nation, courtesy the very establishment and the mainstream (read right wing urdu media), is highly obscurantist. While the state apparatus has been forced to fight the fundamentalists (emphasis on mental!), our nation (primarily our Punjabi brothers essentially because they can afford such kind of entertainment) think that it is an unjust war and that the Taliban have quite the right idea. Since the war continues, first Musharraf was evil and now President Zardari is. Most of the people I have interacted with think that the Almighty is punishing us through the floods for:
(1) fighting and killing the virtuous (read terrorists),
(2) the presence of the current rulers.
My question is simple. If the Almighty is so angry with the rulers why doesn’t he punish them directly rather than taking innocent lives? Or else the truth is that religion has nothing to do with our current state of affairs and incompetence and ineptness of state has more to do with everything.
Had we not been so obscurantist we could have tolerated any form of government and tolerated enough to let the democratic institution building process take root. But no our zealotry will ensure that this government will go and so will the next and the next. And yet we will never find solutions to our plight.
The real stakeholders were the democratically elected chief executives of the federation and the federating units and the army chief being the uncrowned king of the country. But you will never hear any intellectual or media person complaining about the army chief’s visit to the UAE in this hour of national catastrophe and devastation.
The fact of the matter is that instead of assuming the responsibilities of a nation state, we as a nation want to be a pan Islamic global movement which exports terrorism as a cause. Had our focus been nation and institution building believe me our troubles would have been over already. But we are more focused on supporting the Taliban than actually building bridges and dams (is Kalabagh the only dam that can be built?).
This streak of obscurantism translates in our security doctrine as well and somehow we fail to put an end to the blackmail of the terrorists. To me, anyone who believes that he has a right to coerce me into doing anything represents the Taliban. Till the time we do not finish such people, statements will come from foreign leaders. If you want to know our exact moral fiber, you should go to bazaar in the flood affected areas or even during Ramazan check out the prices being charged staple food. Only then will you understand our double standards and moral decay.
And till the time these issues are resolved, removing Zardari, Gilani, Shahbaz Sharif or any other leader will resolve nothing. A mere incident of shoe throwing can never change our destiny.
Aug 12th
Is it our misfortune or that whatever we commission as our strategic weapon, may it be our nukes or our non-state actor pals, it turns against us and proves to be our weakness, not strength?
I am speechless and I am disillusioned. Somewhere someone is trying to prove how democracy can go wrong and here am I who has spent countless light years perpetuating the view that democracy is the cure for all our ills. What is there left to prove? We have an entire country sinking under water and a prime minister (PM) who does not even show his face on this sad occasion.
But perhaps the actual problem is the lack of democracy and not its presence. Remember last week I told you how disappointed I was that when we appealed to the government for relief in Barkhan in one of my shows, the same night the prime minister came on television, announced General Kayani’s extension and left without even mentioning floods or relief. The PM and his cabinet along with uncountable members of parliament (MPs) were troubled by the degrees issue and the widespread criticism of the political class. So the PM did what was most logical. He brought one of the ultimate powerbrokers on board. And now since the General Headquarters (GHQ) is with him, he can afford to be as arrogant as he likes.
I have said a million times that democracy does not mean that we only elect our leaders but also that we have the final say in sacking them. Unfortunately since, sparing the last assembly, none in the recent decades has completed its term, the MPs and the government have grown accustomed to the idea that in order to ensure completion of their tenure they have to look anywhere but towards their voters. True accountability can come when we tolerate the system to continue till the end, wait for the time when these leaders come back to ask for our votes and remind them of their flaws and sack them. The media too then will have to stop issuing deadlines for a government’s imminent fall.
And here is the real problem. I have said it once and I have said a million times that we media people have been taken way too seriously. Had it not been the case no politician would have complained in the Punjab Assembly that the media was violating their rights. In reality we are only but one of the many outlets of public opinion. Had we not bombarded the current set-up with our bile, I am sure it would have been more sensitive to our concerns. But neither are we going to change our attitude, nor is the government.
A clear example is our reaction to the president’s British tour. I have repeatedly heard people demanding that the tour be cancelled. While apparently this appeal is made in the name of compassion and concern for the flood victims, the actual reason is the statement of the British prime minister. It is said that with the exception of a few conscientious ones who must have asked the president not to go for better reasons, most are so emotionally attached to our intelligence community’s strings that they forget that the president is after all the president.
The president of the Islamic Republic after the passage of the 18th Amendment is nothing but a figurehead. So his presence can hardly mean anything substantial for relief operations. It is our empowered PM who is answerable in this case. And as for our ghairat on Prime Minister Cameron’s statement, we can put it where it goes when we beg the countries of the world for more money. Do you want to hear something from one of your own fellow citizens? Okay I think you do.
Friends, the truth is that we have never forgotten the Taliban and other such terror groups as our ‘strategic assets’. And there are people — powerful people at that — who we meet every day who refuse to accept that any such group actually poses any threat to us. As someone who loves this country and, trust me, can give his life for this nation, I believe that the only way forward is to put an end to our doublespeak on such crucial issues. The only way to win Afghanistan over is to win the hearts and minds there. If there is any part of Afghanistan we want to colonise, it should be the hearts of our Afghan brethren. Similarly, Pakistan needs to stop its regional pipedreams and think of reforms at home. And there goes your strategic asset with a poof. Is it our misfortune or that whatever we commission as our strategic weapon, may it be our nukes or our non-state actor pals, it turns against us and proves to be our weakness, not strength?
So our actual problem is the lack of democracy and not its presence. The PM however needs to act more cautiously because while he may think that he has played his cards well by extending the tenure of the army chief and there is no demand for better performance from him, you never know about any bolt from the blue. While at present he might be stronger than any prime minister in the last two decades, his actual strength comes from his democratic credentials, not the support of Rawalpindi or Takht-e-Lahore. Remember even when his own post is getting stronger by the day, his democratic credentials and of course the image of democracy in the minds of the people is getting weaker every single moment. A more aggressive desire to resolve the problems of the people can hardly kill anyone. And it is not about the seat of power alone. Many think that the PM is acting boorishly because he knows he is never to be the PM again. Be that it as it may, the fact is that he belongs to this country and even after retirement he will stay here. And even if he takes the usual course of leaving the country after retirement, he will still be approachable by the citizens of this country. Apart from power, the desire for leaving behind a legacy also plays a crucial role in politics. I am banking on the hope that the PM will not forget this positive element either
The above column first appeared in Daily Times dated August 5, 2010. Click here to visit the original.
Aug 1st
The Islamic Republic, this Land of the Pure, is a funny place. Here not only does a democratically elected prime minister come on television in the dead of night after a hurriedly scribbled press release but also announces a huge extension in the service tenure of the army chief. And not just that. The next day he talks in ancient Greek or Sanskrit, I would not know, and justifies this in the name of the strengthening of democracy. Meanwhile, good old logic takes leave pending retirement (LPR), goes home sulking and hangs itself from the ceiling.
Not that it matters any more. A country that seems to be going to the dogs in any case can hardly harm itself any further. It is just that I was reminded of the first phrase of every military ruler, “meray aziz humwatno” (my dear countrymen). Again I am not a big critic of General Kayani. I think if he stops considering the Taliban a strategic asset, things will improve dramatically. No, my concern is that while democracy is supposed to build institutions, not individuals, everything out of the ordinary is detrimental to the nation’s prospects. Having said that, since what has been done cannot be undone, I also try taking solace in the fact that there must be something good in this extension because Hamid Gul has opposed it. But while retired generals take special pleasure in criticising or analysing the country’s politics, if you try inviting any of them to your show to comment on the appointment or extension of the army chief, the snappy retort that comes back is: “I do not think this question should be discussed in the media.” Okay, then please impose martial law and bring back Zia’s draconian media managers. Or let us please put an end to this blind servitude and find answers to all important questions.
An interesting conspiracy theory, and by Jove I want to believe it, is that all recent misfortunes of the government, especially the fake degrees issue and the conflict with the judiciary, were a product of the establishment’s (read the army chief’s) discomfort with it; the extension would put an end to all this. And for a day it did. But then came the saviour of democracy from Lahore and made some hair-raising statements. Yes Mian Nawaz Sharif sahib says only time will tell who stays in power till 2013. Of course he is not talking of the army chief or the chief justice. His statement has to be about the political government. Welcome back to the politics of the 1990s then. Another of his emphasese is on the fake degrees issue. Until recently he was avoiding a direct comment on the matter but all of a sudden he is the champion of this ‘cause’. Stability, then, should also go on LPR and join logic in its fate.
Meanwhile, terrorists and accidents alike keep hunting Pakistanis down. If things progress at this speed, my fellow citizens might soon be an endangered species on the face of this planet. Once upon a happy time, we could bemoan the human rights abuses against Pakistanis in, say, Saudi Arabia or the safe houses of our own agencies. But no longer sir! At home, we are threatened by the terrorists, grinding poverty, natural catastrophes (which incidentally appear to be growing by the day) and internecine strife, and abroad by the never-ending stupidity of our own.
As a citizen I need a break. And so we got what we wanted. Another general with the potential to become the president. A three-year extension, of course, means that the matter has been pushed to the ‘someone-else’s problem’ category. Of course, this democratic government will not be in place after three more years. Its term will officially come to an end slightly before that. That is to say if the current arrangement or the lack of it can survive that long. But no matter who is in power, I want to know when in the name of sanity our problems will be solved? When will the murder of innocent citizens come to an end? Of course no messiah will come to rescue us. Or if he does, he will soon become part of the system. Our best bet was the institution building that is usually thought to be an innate part of democracy. But somehow it seems that the institutions that were supposed to supervise the process cannot spare any time from infighting. Parliament’s supremacy is under question in the apex court. The impartiality of the courts often also comes under question thanks to the statements of Lahore High Court’s Chief Justice Khawaja Mohammad Sharif and the fact that the reference filed against him in the Supreme Judicial Council is yet to be processed. And the media, our darling media, wants to dance the conga even at the slightest sign of insult to the politicians. The only group given a wide berth is that of the terrorists. They can hunt us all at their will. Meanwhile, if any natural disaster occurs there is no preparation for it.
I am bitter about the prime minister’s late-night speech because I was expecting that the issue of the rescue efforts for the people of Barkhan and Rajanpur would also come under discussion. Despite this repeated and appalling tragedy, my prime minister could not find even a few words for my affected co-citizens. And I do not see things changing in the coming days.
So here is a great idea. Either we all go on an LPR and join logic and stability in their final journey or else we give Pakistan the status of a hospice so that the citizens and the voters can at least die and rest in peace without any false hope. Maybe that will satisfy the crypto-fascists swarming my country these days.
The above column first appeared in Daily Times dated 29th July, 2010. Click here to visit the original.
Aug 1st
When I was about to leave for a meeting with former President Musharraf in Dubai my friends warned me it wasn’t a great idea. I had written vociferously against his tenure and what was the point in meeting him when he was even out of power, they reminded me. Yet I wanted to go and meet him. I wanted to see what had changed since the general left power and was it wise to write him off yet. Also was he a bit miffed at the extension given to General Kayani? I wanted to know if there could ever be a future ruler who would enjoy the army’s full support.
I travelled by road to Lahore from Islamabad and from there flew to Dubai. It was my understanding that I would get sometime to rest before the meeting. Yet when I emerged from my room in the hotel for lunch I was told we had to rush immediately to meet the general. I wasn’t in my element but tired and stinking. We rushed downtown where the All Pakistan Muslim League has established its Dubai secretariat.
Musharraf met me and three other journalists in its usual warm manner. He seemed to have acquired some bulk around his waist. After the ice breaking chitchat we brought up serious issues. What were his views on General Kayani’s unprecedented extension? Complete silence. After a few seconds of pondering he said it had its pros and cons. When I requested him to elaborate whether it had more pros or cons he refused to comment further. Later we learned that he had spoken to the COAS and congratulated him.
When asked whether the government would complete its term he said that his hunch was that it would complete its tenure despite the stumbles and tumbles. But he wasn’t too chuffed about the government’s performance. And then of course the talk took a turn and we managed to sneak a peak into his future plans. He wants to return well ahead of the next elections and wants to regain the support of what he has often dubbed in the past as ‘the silent majority’. While his plans to return were most welcome, I tried to remind him that there was a reason why the so called silent majority was silent since the very inception of this country. And that the only option was to gain support of the minority that has regularly voted. I think he understood what I meant.
Then came the issue of the organisation of the party. He gladly informed us that a lot of important political leaders were in touch with him and ready to extend their support. A fellow journalist immediately reminded him that some who were in contact with him might be playing a double game. And while the ex-president had difficulty in buying the idea there is no gain-saying that the party he created during his rule was totally antithetical to his worldview. It takes no rocket science to understand the Q-League was there because he was in power. Once out of power he can hardly expect them to think of him rather than the new commander in the GHQ. And if truth be told it was due to this party that he had to make a lot of compromises later on in his political career.
While his emphasis was on party organisation, my request was to think of the message first. Messages show that homework has been done and once ample homework is in place one knows who is the natural ally. Grudgingly, he agreed that there was need for a visionary message and this message could help rebuild his political network.
The problem is that even when he develops a concrete message which essentially has to be liberal and patriotic in nature he will have to fight the narrative which has grown against him. When he left power there four cases had been built against him: the assassination of Bugti, the assassination of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto, the issue of legitimacy and the matter of the Red Mosque operation.
The question of legitimacy which gave birth to the judicial crisis and emergency has finally been resolved as army is no more his constituency and whenever he tries to return to power it will be in strict constitutional way. However the three others are still staring him in his face. Of the three the Red Mosque issue is something that should hardly concern him. Extremists have never been his fan. All he can do is to make certain revelations which may help bring his side of the story to the fore and bring some empathy for him.
The question of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto’s assassination is not that much difficult to manage because her own party appears less than eager to pursue the subject. The real tough one is the death of Nawab Bugti. Balochistan’s alienation is so extreme that the local population is not even satisfied with the positive overtures of the current government.
When I discuss Musharraf with the Baloch leaders they openly ask us to either protect Musharraf or to save the federation. A clear choice between black and white, no grey areas there. Even if it wants to the establishment cannot sacrifice the federation for the sake of one man. Usually such wounds take decades to heal and only intelligent and effectual diplomacy can reduce this period of healing. Without resolving this he cannot even think of coming back to Pakistan. And without his return to the country he can only dream of coming to power.
But having said that I must submit that during the meeting I kept thinking that it would be absolutely foolish to write him off as a done deal and in the mess we are in he is rapidly gaining an opportunity to win some popular support. He can cash this opportunity and he can blow it too. Only time can tell what is in store for him but if he plays his cards well he can make his presence felt in the next elections. He had to go to a function hosted by a prince and we begged leave.
Jul 22nd

Respected Sonia ji,
I hope this letter finds you well. I write to express my frustration at the failure of the peace process between our two great nations. Recently, when the Indian Minister for External Affairs, S M Krishna, visited Pakistan, like many others I was hoping that finally courage would be shown to bring the peace process back on track but, alas, it could not be. On the contrary, hawks on both sides of the border now appear to be winning.
Madam, I am not an India hater. As a citizen of Pakistan, I have always madly loved my country and, at the same time, I have never failed to admire India’s democratic accomplishments. My childhood and youth have been spent under the perpetual threat of open war between the two countries. Indeed, when our nations were not at war with each other, our mutual Cold War was so intense that it would have shamed the one between the USSR and the US. While war always brings with it destruction, a cold war too has its own demons like impoverishment and the squandering of valuable public money. Now that I am a father, I want my children to breathe in an environment of true peace and harmony. Is that asking for too much?
I know you are not the prime minister or president of India, even though you would have proven to be the best by far. Yet you have tremendous influence over your own party’s government and, as a national leader, your people look up to you for inspiration. You most certainly can play a very crucial role in building bridges between the two countries.
I know it is not easy to forget the Mumbai carnage but believe me, my country faces such acts of butchery every other day. I am sure the terrorists would not have been so eager to slaughter us if our state apparatus was not in pursuit of them. To expect from a country, which is in an existential war against the forces of darkness, that it can prevent every benighted assault on its neighbours or friends is asking for too much. However, the silver lining is that if we succeed in this monumental struggle against extremism, our neighbours will be free of any such threat. This is exactly where we need you.
The enemies of civilisation that are attacking my nation like locusts draw their power from an environment of mistrust and hate. The grand narrative that has, unfortunately, evolved throughout our history, blames India for most of our woes. We want to change this narrative but, in this current state of affairs, it is not an easy thing to do. I am afraid that if the hawks are allowed to prevail, matters may worsen further.
In my country, democracy is already under duress. And, unfortunately, the impression we are getting in Pakistan is that India does not want to engage with a democratic government here through dialogue. If this impression is allowed to strengthen it will be most tragic. I can understand if New Delhi resists international pressure but to actively ignore the wishes of its own people is hardly good politics. You will remember, ma’am, that just before the last elections, Manmohan ji had expressed a desire to build lasting peace with Islamabad and also revealed that, during Pervez Musharraf’s time, the Kashmir issue had almost been resolved. It is my impression that this desire was so radically different from the BJP’s stated stance that people voted again for your party, even in a time of recession.
Many claim that real peace was only possible in the Musharraf-BJP era when the hawks were in sway on both sides. However, what is not often mentioned is that, while the rulers of that time would have encountered less opposition in building peace, by nature they were less germane to any such efforts. Frankly, expecting that from the two sides that brought India and Pakistan so close to a nuclear war over Kargil is not quite realistic. In truth, if there ever was an opportune time for peace, this is it. Let us not spoil this golden chance.
It is true that neither the US nor any other power can actually force India to resume the peace process. And even if someone could pressure India, would the outcome ever be worth calling genuine peace? I think not. And the Indian government, I understand, is under severe pressure from the hardliners not to resume the dialogue process. I know it is not easy to move beyond the Mumbai attacks but here are my two cents worth on the matter. The Pakistani government would have been in a far better position to either stop the attacks or then to go after the terrorists responsible for the ghastly acts had the composite dialogue mechanism still been in place and delivering. Candidly speaking, Pakistan has so many issues of its own that a majority of the country cannot afford the luxury of hating its neighbours. In their heart of hearts, even our critics of India also know that, one day, peace has to be built between the two countries.
It is often argued that India is the main reason why Pakistan has not been able to evolve into a stable democracy. The argument goes like this: Indian refusal to accept the reality of Pakistan’s creation was the first existential threat to the nascent state. And since this threat was only too powerful, this country had to build a considerably bigger security infrastructure. And, given the relative weight of the new defence establishment, it was only a matter of time before the military dictators seized control. I do not know what to make of this theory but I have never been able to satisfactorily refute it. It is time that people like me, who believe in real peace, find more convincing arguments against the cynics.
Respected ma’am, the absence of a stable democracy in Pakistan is the reason why extremists were allowed to grow in Pakistan. Today, there is a democratic government in Islamabad. If the democratic process continues, I am sure the country will grow in pluralism and extremists will find no place to hide. However, there is need to stress one point here. India too has its own brand of hardliners. You will also have to give no audience to them. India and Pakistan have tried to destroy each other but the two countries still exist. Let us come to terms with this reality and build peace.
Best regards,
A patriotic and peace-loving Pakistani
(The above column first appeared in Daily Times dated July 22, 2010. Click here to visit the original.)
Jul 15th
In the perpetual culture of political upheaval in the Islamic republic, I never manage to forget Jonathan Swift’s works, particularly the reason that compels Lilliput and Blefuscu to go to war. Trivial as it sounds, the bone of contention between the two pygmy nations sounds exactly like the issues relevant in the land of the pure. One minute it is an issue of life and death as it epitomises the best principles there are, the next moment it is nothing but trite.
Last week, I urged all the powers that be to show some compassion and patriotism, this week I hardly feel even remote sympathy for them. Okay empathy is one thing and perhaps it is not their fault they are so mean, callous, self-righteous, megalomanical and opportunistic. But still, they are not the perfect bunch to hang out with either. If you thought Nero’s flute in burning Rome was the oddest thing in history, then hear me out.
What do you do when the world you have grown up in goes to pieces? When I start pouring out my venom, I do not want you to take it personally because today I am not restricting my criticism to any one walk of life and, of course, I do not intend to exclude mine. I call them walks of life because conceited as we are, nothing can hide the fact that what we do to earn a living barely distinguishes us from other fellow citizens or even humans.
So I begin my diatribe at the culture in which I grew up. I must have mentioned here and there that my late father was an army officer. As a young boy, I always thought that a soldier is never short of being Superman. Whenever things go wrong, trust an officer — or so I thought — to save the day. And believe me, in the morning there is nothing more delicious smelling than a freshly pressed khaki uniform. But then things started to change. I grew up, read some books and learned that all that glitters is not gold. The tales of military takeovers, related financial interests and, of course, the political remnants of dictators in the shape of their children were all too difficult phenomena for me to digest. However, what forced me to revolt against my complacent image of the forces was the realisation of how politicians are forced to dance to the puppeteer’s strings and how effectually the entire house can be sent home. I am sad, not angry, because this freak show is still going on and it is the exact kind of thing that may permanently damage the very motherland our forces take an oath to defend.
Regarding the judiciary too, I had a recent epiphany. Some two years ago, I met the then deposed chief justice during a lawyers’ event in Bahawalpur and, while shaking his hand, I felt that my soul would melt in respect. From where I stood, I thought that once the judiciary was fully restored, everything would fall in order and democracy would be vociferously protected. I must bluster on that I could not have been more mistaken. The reasons for that are numerous but I will save them for the conclusion.
Now, let me talk of the love of my life: the media. Once upon a happy time, I used to think that the media was the proverbial Prometheus who stole fire from the gods for the sake of humanity. But I have been wrong there too. Recently, I have expressed my disgust at the way the media was playing with the degrees issue. If only the media had been content with its own responsibilities, it would have made quite a difference. But then I overlook the fact that media outlets exist to sell their product to the masses and not to act as a charity. And here comes the real problem. In order to make their channels and print copies more amusing, songs are played, cartoons made and aspersions thrown upon people’s integrity. I personally have no problem because that is otherwise called freedom of expression. But, somehow, whenever I watch an outpouring of unbridled emotions on the screen or in print, I forget the O’Reilly Factor (yes Bill we watch your programme here, even though we pronounce it better than the imitation of Pakistanis on your shows) and feel that the standard bearers of democracy have become the cheerleaders of dictatorship. The recent outburst in the Punjab Assembly is a classic example. I do not see why, in a culture of free speech, an assembly should not be allowed to speak out, especially if the exercise is not to lead to new shackles for the media. But my dismay at the media is nothing compared to what I feel about the political class.
The political leadership across the board, I believe, has displayed an absolute absence of spine. First, they let their members pass a unanimous resolution and when faced by the media’s outburst they distance themselves from that very resolution. I do not get it. Why this about face? How am I to believe that the chief minister of Punjab and Mian Nawaz Sharif, who are so well informed that they know which plane Babar Awan has chartered, did not know what was going on in an assembly in Lahore? I cannot. I equally disliked the fashion in which other parties distanced themselves from the resolution and attacked the PML-N’s Mastikhel.
It is true that responsibility comes with a territory. However, somewhere in this hectic race of life, we forget the word responsibility and think only of our territories. And this is the problem with the situation. We all have become too territorial. We all want others to stay away from our fiefdoms. The media likes to intervene in everyone’s territory but wants everyone else to stay away from its own domain. Likewise, the judiciary and military will act in the same fashion. The only ones who have shown any interest in being slightly less territorial are the politicians and sadly they are the subjects of our collective ridicule. This is what I call the real balkanisation of Pakistan and I can only pray that we prove ourselves less parochial and territorial than the Lilliputians.
The above column first appeared in Daily Times dated July 15, 2010. Click here to visit the original.
Jul 8th

It was not a silent march. People were swarming the streets and on the day of the long march there was no nook or corner where we could not hear one slogan and one slogan alone being repeated ad nauseam. Not a demand for the restoration of the judiciary or even the Sharif government in Punjab. Not quite. Only one slogan attacking the president’s person. The government, I thought, should have understood how much it needed to work on its image.
I was covering the event for my channel and despite all fears of a terror attack it was my explicit wish to be there. Before the 2008 general elections I had spent months upon months spreading an illusion that I then thought could become a reality. Indeed I kept parroting that once free and fair elections were held and democracy restored the politicians would follow the spirit of the Charter of Democracy (CoD). The chief justice along with other deposed judges would be restored and all segments, including the media, would work in harmony to fight the twin wars against terrorism and poverty. But that could not be.
Today the battle between the executive and judiciary has intensified. Politicians are bickering among themselves and the media has sustained heavy damage to its economy and credibility. For a citizen like me it is hard to divine where the current leadership of the army stands on the national issues. And in this constant state of pandemonium, terrorists are hunting us as easily as wolves take out herds of sheep.
Quite visible among the threats to democracy is the issue of fake degrees. I do not hold any brief for anyone but the way we, the media people, are rebuking and insulting the political class on the matter is downright sick. No matter what they do, they are elected representatives and in that capacity the laws that have been framed should never be questioned. Similarly, if Jamshed Dasti’s case is any example, we can say with confidence that the voters, unlike the Musharraf regime, do not care about the degree issue.
I know through this argument I cannot justify any act of deceit but nor should the issue of fake degrees be employed to discredit the politicians en masse. There is need for empathy, if not sympathy, on this issue. Let me build a case to rationalise what was done, if not justify it. Please remember that in doing so I am not trying to portray politicians as heroes but to understand the choices that led to the current situation.
I believe that the graduation restriction was not merely an ill-conceived idea but also imposed with malicious intent of limiting democracy. Indeed a similar technique was employed by the Republicans in Florida when felons were barred from taking part in the voting process and by doing so they managed to engineer the 2000 elections. It will never be remembered as a triumph of democracy. I know you will say that no matter what the restrictions were it does not give anyone the right to present fake degrees or circumvent the law through deceit. I can understand this argument but consider this:
I will always have great respect for Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudhry because his one simple refusal managed to weaken Musharraf’s rule and helped us get rid of his thinly disguised dictatorship. However, remember that in the follow-up of that refusal, emergency was imposed and during the emergency as per the law of the land, no citizen had any rights. Public gatherings were banned and yet the chief justice and his supporters, including yours truly, kept gathering and protesting. The cause of democracy and justice is such that little do we care while breaking unjust laws. Those who participated in those rallies are not known today as criminals but something hardly short of heroes.
When the time of the elections came, it was clear that the results could have been easily managed if the popular candidates of the pro-democracy parties were kept out of the race. Politicians in order to fight that situation did whatever they could and through their own means managed to get elected. The elected government and parliament have managed to do away with the dictator and his laws, restored the deposed judges and built national consensus on issues as divisive as the National Finance Commission (NFC) Award and the new name of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. I do not want them to be proclaimed national heroes. I know that the judiciary and the constitution were restored in a delayed and confused fashion that must have left behind bad feelings and hence led to the current situation, but still you cannot deny the constructive role these assemblies have played. Remember, it is very easy to lash out at these politicians but the institutions that are functioning could not even begin to think of doing so in their absence. I am in their mortal debt for doing so and think that others should also feel obliged.
Another example often quoted is that of Bill Clinton. I will invoke the Lewinsky case. While good ol’ Bill lied under oath, he was not impeached merely for the sake of democracy. I think, while I cannot justify what was done in the fake degree case even if I want to, unseating a sitting MP or disqualifying him/her is too harsh a punishment. If a point needed to be made, symbolic punishments could be handed out. How, for instance, would fine and withdrawal of salaries sound to you?
The problem you have to understand is that I did not write the constitution and as it was envisaged by our founding fathers, parliament is supposed to be the superior pillar of the state. I know that today the army, judiciary and the media all can make an example out of the political class but I pray that for the sake of our posterity they do not. I appeal to the best among them in the name of the same patriotism that runs in my blood not to let the system get sabotaged. Institutions can be built and the quality of human resource improved only when the democratic process continues unabated. If we can achieve some harmony, the country will never lose against its enemies and detractors.
Jul 1st
The state of political affairs in the Islamic republic is almost tragic. Not a day passes in the federal capital without the prediction of a swift change. Some declare that a Bangladesh model is ready and the members of the future cabinet are being introduced one by one in a renowned Karachi-based journalist’s shows every single day. Others believe that the new finance minister may soon become the next prime minister. Yet others divine that a transition government might be formed under the leadership of the chief justice of Pakistan and then there of course is the talk of an outright military takeover. Deadlines too, of course, are often given and the government somehow manages to dismiss them. These speculations however are not a laughing matter.
The country has endured quite a lot already, thanks to our fickle-mindedness and myopia dragging us towards the precipice in these difficult times. The issue of fake degrees and the consistent outpouring of published fatwas from the holiest of our holies seem to have done it for the country’s nascent democracy. It is astonishing those being rewarded by the current set up are actually lashing out at it.
Then of course a frightful possibility is emerging after the sacking/resignation of General McChrystal that the US may finally decide to surrender in Afghanistan and somehow manage to empower the terrorists. It is frightening because even those who are eager for the US to leave the region have not fully understood the full scope of a post-withdrawal situation. It is one thing to romanticise the jihadi struggle against the US but to actually tackle the gruesome and destabilising reality of post-withdrawal Afghanistan is an altogether different ballgame. And yet it so happens that the recent US overtures in Afghanistan leave little doubt that Washington is seriously weighing the prospects of a pullout.
On the other side, Iran is coming under growing international pressure, the first country to come under any, due not to its proliferation but owing to its international posture. And the bad thing about this all is that our country, which should have benefited from regional resources like oil and gas, is practically stranded. If Iran comes under any more pressure, our global partners may appear ready to win over whosoever rules Islamabad regardless of legitimacy.
The growing import of Pakistan’s defence establishment in the region should have made at least some in government a bit nervous, but curiously, no one is nervous here. The government’s fighters — and do not confuse them with firefighters — are focused right now on the courts. But that too seems only for fun and not for fear of any actual threat. It is just like an advanced stage in intoxication in which the subject seems to be so drunk that he cannot realise actual dangers and try imitating a cowboy’s bravado.
Let’s face it. The government has already been surrounded. Through the NRO verdict the judiciary has already expressed its dissatisfaction with it. Why do you think the courts keep insisting that the state should send a request to the Swiss authorities to prosecute its own head? On the other hand, the freedom of choice it has in the matters of foreign policy and defence is only known thanks to the press release on the Kerry-Lugar Bill issued after the corps commanders’ meeting. And now the policy decisions, particularly in financial matters, also stand compromised as many claim that the new finance minister has been inducted at the explicit wish of the country’s defence establishment. And as for parliament, the NRO fiasco alone has exposed who actually has command there.
I do not doubt that on a number of occasions the government has acted quite ineptly. Rulers the world over are quite often caught with their trousers down, but never in my life have I seen a cabinet that loosens its belt for the sake of mere photo opportunity. For instance I agree that the capacity building of the bar councils is the need of the hour, but to actually carry briefcases full of currency bills around and distribute them physically instead of relying on bank cheques exhibits the very deficit of imagination that I keep moaning about.
Hence democracy, or whatever passes for it in Pakistan, is indeed in grave danger. And do you know what the sad part is? Even when you try convincing the movers and shakers in the government that they are in grave danger, they laugh out loud and claim that the only threat lies in our imagination. Granted that it is not a crime to stay in an upbeat mood and to be incorrigibly optimistic, but in such a state the only problem remains that you often cannot even see the face of your mugger and hence cannot even pursue a legal course of action that you are entitled to.
The biggest tragedy with the ruling party is that it has somehow managed to forget its two most distinguishing features, namely its liberal credentials and its reliance on capable people like Raza Rabbani and Aitzaz Ahsan. When you try reminding the rulers of the virtues of the liberal cause, they immediately ask you to define the term liberalism. Is it then actually as complicated as rocket science? Do we all not want to live in a tolerant, pluralistic society, where we are entitled to our civil liberties? I think we all do.
I am a longstanding believer in democracy and that it is our best hope for survival. But now the government should understand that it has become practically impossible for its own supporters to withstand any more criticism, social boycott and peer pressure. After it stops listening to anyone at all and tries fighting for the most indefensible actions, all we can do is to pray for democracy. Politicians across the party lines are failing to understand that what they are indulging in is even worse than the politics of the 1990s and that it damages the country’s hopes of revival to the very core, as also their own future. But regardless of what comes next, the stage has been set. The government is now on its own and it will have to watch its every step.
The above column was first published in Daily Times dated July 1, 2010. Click here to visit the original.
Jun 25th

With so much going on in Islamabad, one is often seized by the mad desire to bring one’s own paradigm to the table. I most certainly have dreams for a Pakistan that our children will inherit from us. And then, of course, there is the sad reality of what we inherited from our elders. Perhaps, in order to talk of dreams, we have to appreciate the reality first.
What we have here is the product of decades of a deficit of imagination. Today our politicians are fighting among themselves while repeatedly vowing to continue for the strengthening of democracy. Courts are taking judicial activism to an altogether new level where, at times, you feel that they are also responsible for running the legislative and executive functions of the state. Our defence establishment is busy fighting the monsters that it once so lovingly honed. The media meanwhile is full of sound, nay noise and fury, signifying hardly anything. And it is hard to make any sense of our economy. Then there is the actual matter of our suffering humanity. Yes, we have already been marginalised by the everyday bomb blasts, terrorist assaults, power outages, water and gas shortages, ever-rising prices and news of people committing suicides.
Our relations with our neighbours are also at an all time low. We take one step forward and two steps back on critical issues linked to projects like the Iran-Pakistan gas pipeline. Our Afghan policy is in shambles. Personally, I am not too hopeful about the peace process between India and Pakistan. China once was our great ally. It might still be but our failure to reinvent ourselves as an attractive and enduring partner may finally take its toll.
Meanwhile, our nuclear capacity and missile programme appear only as liabilities for we have so conveniently managed to get ourselves framed as proliferators. And things do not end here. In sports, while we are all going mad about the FIFA World Cup, it is painful to see that our sports crazy country is not even represented in Africa.
In this fog of war, taxes, heat and poverty, perhaps there is a need to revisit the premise on which this country was founded. Or at least the Pakistani dream that attracted so many to abandon their homeland in India in order to adopt the nascent state as their new home. A Pakistani dream, if you please. What was it? I know many would drag ideology and the Two Nation Theory into the discussion. But to me it was a dream of better opportunities and equitable economic environment. It is clear that we have done nothing to translate that dream into reality but perhaps we can still try.
If you ask me, I want a country driven by ethics. Here I draw a distinction between ethics and morality because, while ethics can be secular, morality is marred by ideational trappings. And I want an equitable future for our posterity. Is that even closely possible? Why on earth not? We are all human beings and, no matter how much cynics tell you that nothing will change, the truth is that even the worst among us have some sort of conscience. Gone are the days when the corrupt could think that, after committing crimes and making a lot of money, they could flee the country and stay in eternal bliss abroad. Pakistan is now equipped enough to drag back those who have assailed it once or more. I know in certain cases there is lack of political or at least public will and we have a lot of bottlenecks but still, Pakistan now has the capacity to fight such demons.
Let us think of a future where there is no fear of implosion, where even the poorest of the poor live above the line of basic subsistence. And where merit is rewarded open-heartedly and those with limited capacities are helped to reach their maximum potential. These things may seem impossible to you but remember the history books are full of examples where nations have cast away the yolk of slavish complacency and have managed to rid themselves of their major demons. Why go anywhere else? China once was known for its Opium wars. India too once was renowned for its crippling caste system. While some of these evils might still exist, they have been marginalised, at least to an extent.
Now let us talk of the solutions. If we were to begin reforming where would we start? The root of all evil is illiteracy and ignorance. Since a majority of our citizens cannot even read, they cannot keep abreast of everyday developments in the world, in their own field or even their own neighbourhood. I know the media is supposed to fill this gap but without any organised system to process such information, what people may internalise may well prove to be a double edged sword. So what we need above everything else — and I have been saying this for ages — is to impose an educational emergency. If I recollect properly, there is also a mobile company advertisement that shows an improved Pakistan courtesy better education. I wish we could pay some heed to this crucial sector.
Then there is a need to have a firm belief in institution building through democratic continuity. No matter how bad or dysfunctional, the democratic process can build institutions and this is where the supremacy of parliament or the legislature should be emphasised. And last but not least, we need to reform our madrassas and stop wincing at the word “reform”. If we can be brave enough to start confronting our weaknesses, even at a micro level, I am sure we can deliver a better Pakistan. Let us then wipe the slate clean, forgive every past folly and unite to strive afresh.